BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen harassing a McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about his order. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses claim tha